A Day Among the Humans

Of course most of us cats do not attempt to signal to others of our species online. We do not do this out of fear that the humans will learn that we are in fact, the most intelligent animals on the face of the planet. I am so sure of our supreme intelligence that I do not fear in the slightest that this page will be read by anyone other than another wise feline. I will be documenting my plans for escape and the secret lives that humans lead. Perhaps along the way I shall find some nice fish as well.